1. Nov 28, 2016 — A pastor in Kenya has been living in misery because of an unusual condition that not only kills his libido, but also makes him lactate.

2. Oct 30, 2014 — A woman stole cash from a pharmacy in Darmstadt, Germany, after shooting her breast milk in the pharmacists’ faces to distract them.

3. Jun 20, 2016 — It’s not unusual for animals to foster those of a different species, and in this case, this puppy is being nursed by a cat because, according to the cat’s owner, the puppy lost his mother a few days after he was born.

4. Jul 17, 2017 — Ever wondered what human breast milk tastes like? Well, there’s one grown man who knows very well indeed.

5. May 24, 2016 — A Virginia schoolboy was charged with larceny for allegedly stealing a 65-cent carton of milk from the cafeteria.

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